• David Bruce, Life Master #1: was on lead against a grand slam in a suit contract holding two aces and he knew the dummy had to be void in one of those suits. The dummy was Ozzie Jacoby, who always left the table the moment a card was led. David Bruce decided to lead his gum wrapper. When Jacoby saw something hit the table, he put this dummy down and David Bruce saw which ace would cash.
• Warren Buffett: Bridge is such a sensational game that I wouldn’t mind being in jail if I had three cellmates who were decent players and who were willing to keep the game going 24 hours a day.
• George Burns: Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates the husbands from the wives.

• The difference between genius and stupidity at the bridge table is that genius has its limits.
• If you have the slightest touch of masochism, you’ll love this game.
• The road to hell is paved with good conventions.
• We had a partnership misunderstanding. My partner assumed I knew what I was doing.
• If I did everything right, I wouldn’t be playing with you!
• Your play was much better tonight, and so were your excuses.
• We play forcing hesitations.
• The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
• Bridge is a great comfort in your old age. It also helps you get there faster.
• If you have the slightest touch of masochism, you’ll love this game.